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14th Nov 2017, 1:46 PM in Chapter 3
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Rocktopus 14th Nov 2017, 1:46 PM edit delete
Rocktopus
Anyone speak Otyugh?
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pkrankow 14th Nov 2017, 6:23 PM edit delete reply
pkrankow
Says
"You smell nice. Want to leave this drunk here and go have a coffee in the break room?"
Rocktopus 15th Nov 2017, 12:48 AM edit delete reply
Rocktopus
Heh heh :)
rinvar 14th Nov 2017, 6:50 PM edit delete reply
A warning, maybe.
Rocktopus 15th Nov 2017, 12:48 AM edit delete reply
Rocktopus
Maybe...
Sheepyhead 14th Nov 2017, 7:10 PM edit delete reply
friendly boi
Rocktopus 15th Nov 2017, 12:48 AM edit delete reply
Rocktopus
Or maybe rude, who knows? (Besides me, that is)
padanew 14th Nov 2017, 9:14 PM edit delete reply
Yes I have always found it odd that every monster in an adventure stories seems to hate the main characters in the story and to instantly attack them. Its nice to see that some monsters don't feel the need to commit suicide.
Rocktopus 15th Nov 2017, 12:51 AM edit delete reply
Rocktopus
It's always funny when your character has defeated ancient evils, slain alien gods, hunted colossal primordial beasts to extinction, but that one bandit thinks he's the one that's got your number.
padanew 15th Nov 2017, 4:20 AM edit delete reply
and has in his / her pockets a level of gold equal to your level. Later in the game when petty thieves are carrying around an amount of gold equal to a small house. Why steal? When we can start a bank!
DaveP. 15th Nov 2017, 1:39 PM edit delete reply
That was my thing with (the original) MechWarrior RPG. "Gee, my 'mech sucks! I might as well sell it for 2-6 million C-Bills and retire to a life of decadent luxury!"
DaveP. 15th Nov 2017, 1:37 PM edit delete reply
Honestly speaking, no matter how much of a badass you may be not everyone knows who you are. Not one of a million people could pick Jim Cirillo or Simo Heyha out of a lineup.
White_Mage 15th Nov 2017, 2:15 AM edit delete reply
White_Mage
Whenever I see a monster, I always imagine they're like spiders. More scared of the adventurer than the adventurer is of them. Since adventurers are the real monsters
Rocktopus 15th Nov 2017, 5:42 PM edit delete reply
Rocktopus
At the end of the day, adventurers are basically either house intruders or grave robbers.
Lurker 15th Nov 2017, 10:41 PM edit delete reply
As long as they aren't *scavengers*, the otyugh should leave them alone. :-P Otherwise there will be fights over who has rights to the garbage dump...
Grey Garou 15th Nov 2017, 3:34 AM edit delete reply
Grey Garou
Short Dude there needs to stop drinking kerosene or whatever incendiary beverage he prefers. Being distracted in a dangerous place is a fast way to get killed.
Rocktopus 15th Nov 2017, 5:41 PM edit delete reply
Rocktopus
It's no wonder why the recruitment officer was trying to avoid pairing people up with him...
Worstcase 15th Nov 2017, 6:01 PM edit delete reply
Translation:

"Can you point me the direction where you entered the dungeon? I think there is a meal waiting for me - thanks for sharing by the way."

Rocktopus 15th Nov 2017, 8:26 PM edit delete reply
Rocktopus
I think there'd be a few wizards and town guards there who'd make him reconsider that "thanks", though.
Worstcase 16th Nov 2017, 9:55 AM edit delete reply
No I mean the place inside the labyrinth where Randulf and Colleen entered by teleportation. No reason for mages or townsguards to follow them there through the portal. I guess an Otyugh could smell she left her last meal there. Of course it would have to go through a swarm of carnivorous fairies, but maybe those wouldn't attack anything that smells like an Otyugh.
Lurker 16th Nov 2017, 4:43 PM edit delete reply
Given the size of the otyugh and the relative size of Colleen's stomach (and thereby its expulsed contents), I would think that qualifies more as an appetizer than a full meal. :-P
Worstcase 16th Nov 2017, 5:11 PM edit delete reply
@Lurker: It might be a question of 'quality' over 'quantity' here.
Rocktopus 16th Nov 2017, 6:38 PM edit delete reply
Rocktopus
Oh, I see what You mean :D
Rudofaux 16th Nov 2017, 4:10 AM edit delete reply
"What?" -Colleen

Well obviously it's trying to start a rap battle. It's talking shit, are you going to take that Colleen?
Rocktopus 16th Nov 2017, 6:21 AM edit delete reply
Rocktopus
You're disgusting; you smell nice, you have no wrinkles or warts, and you're not covered in filth!"
#roasted
Rudofaux 16th Nov 2017, 11:06 PM edit delete reply
I hope she has a CSW saved up for that burn.