Randolph will get snagged in the crack by his overstuffed pack as he gets pulled out of G. Cube causing another crisis, 4 limbs dangling, because G. Cube will be relatively unharmed by the fall.
G. Cube will probably make off with the weapons in the short term.
It really is not funny now that I think of it.
G. Cube will probably make off with the weapons in the short term.
Hillarity and tension will ensue
Since you will likely not have another major G. Cube encounter, background discussion at the tavern might be cool.