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30th Jan 2018, 5:31 PM in Chapter 3
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Rocktopus 30th Jan 2018, 5:31 PM edit delete
But who's counting, am I right?


pkrankow 30th Jan 2018, 6:28 PM edit delete reply
Maybe they need to call it a day before it becomes 4. I see sharks.
Rocktopus 31st Jan 2018, 6:25 AM edit delete reply
The shark is in the tank above them, so the SHOULD be ok... right?
Garth MindFeather 31st Jan 2018, 5:18 PM edit delete reply
cool perspective.
padanew 31st Jan 2018, 10:35 PM edit delete reply
Sharks are not evil. They only want to give you hugs. With their mouths.
pkrankow 1st Feb 2018, 1:53 PM edit delete reply
Sharks are sharks, yes neither good or evil, but ther perspective and bad day are notable.
Rudofaux 2nd Feb 2018, 1:46 AM edit delete reply
Mouth hugs are the best hugs.
padanew 30th Jan 2018, 10:11 PM edit delete reply
Remember to keep your equipment clean. Because nothing make metal rust faster then the blood of your enemies. (It really does btw.)
Rocktopus 31st Jan 2018, 6:26 AM edit delete reply
I always wondered what would happen if you put your bloody sword back in it's sheath like they do in video games.
DaveP. 31st Jan 2018, 12:51 PM edit delete reply
Blood is mostly water with some salt and minerals; not cleaning it off is a great way to ruin a blade, especially carbon steel (it'll also do a number on the leather the sheath is made of). Many years ago, my uncle wrecked a German officer's dagger he had taken as a souvenir that way.
jim 31st Jan 2018, 1:53 PM edit delete reply
Wait why did your uncle have blood on a dagger.
DaveP. 31st Jan 2018, 3:07 PM edit delete reply

When it became obvious that the Germans were breaking through, a lot of third-line troops (clerks, cooks, et cetera) were handed rifles and sent into the line. Most of these guys hadn't handled weapons since Basic Training.
My uncle was a tank mechanic (in the 3rd, IIRC).
Chippewa Ghost 31st Jan 2018, 2:43 AM edit delete reply
Chippewa Ghost
Fall damage ftw?
Grim 31st Jan 2018, 3:54 AM edit delete reply
Always! I think fall damage is the number cause of PC death...only fair that an NPC monster take some now and then!
DaveP. 31st Jan 2018, 12:55 PM edit delete reply
Falling damage is #3.
Bad die rolls is #2.
And the #1 cause of PC mortality is...(drumroll please):
Their Own Bad Decisions.
Zimriel 31st Jan 2018, 5:49 AM edit delete reply
The fall damage may or may not have killed the 'Cube, but even if it didn't, it's the shark's problem now.
Grim 31st Jan 2018, 3:52 AM edit delete reply
Who's counting!?! The surly dwarf darn well better be!
Rocktopus 31st Jan 2018, 6:29 AM edit delete reply
If the number gets high enough, he might actually have to acknowledge it.
BUMBLEBEE 31st Jan 2018, 6:16 AM edit delete reply
Why do I think he sees all that life saving as an intrusion?
Rocktopus 31st Jan 2018, 6:29 AM edit delete reply
What's that line from the Incredibles?
"You didn't save my life, you ruined my death!"
Guest 31st Jan 2018, 2:38 PM edit delete reply
Next time I get to play D&D I'm going to make a healer that keeps track of heals so I can bill the players!

"That was three small heals and bandage usage, lets see material cost, time used, dangerous environment charge......"
pkrankow 1st Feb 2018, 1:55 PM edit delete reply
Book of care? Crushing medical bills for added realism? What alignment would that end up?
Sturzkampf 31st Jan 2018, 9:44 PM edit delete reply
Yeah? Well he's saved her life three times too, so they're even!
AdamTutkus 1st Feb 2018, 11:05 PM edit delete reply
How did he SURVIVE before this?
Rudofaux 2nd Feb 2018, 1:47 AM edit delete reply
The look on her face in the last panel. I've been on the receiving end of that look before.
melaredblu 18th Feb 2018, 2:05 AM edit delete reply
And I'm sure he's very grateful.
chris-tar 18th Jan 2019, 2:09 AM edit delete reply
Nerdolf is an ungrateful swine!