Ozzy, you heard that strange sound just now? That was you rolling a natural 1.
I am not sure though whether it was on 'check motive', 'self restraint', 'resistance to charm', common sense' or ALL of the above.
But. . . but who is going to bring them there drinks? Are they going to die of thirst? Will Alex get his stout? Tune in next time for the answer! Same Bat time same Bat channel!
the funniest part about this whole thing is OUR elf archer is claiming to be a wood elf....now lets stop and think and compare what we've seen of the two kinds of elf....
I'm pretty sure he will be laughed at a lot by the real woodelves,
for all the things he doesn't know or does wrong,
and the humans haven't noticed yet :)
If elves can really 'see into the heart and soul' -
I'm wondering if Sera hasn't learned that trick yet.
Or maybe only female elves can do it?
Or is that just a nice opening line ?
The downfall of man
A sexy trap.
...
Y'know what? Nevermind. You're good, man.
That's how long he thinks this will take ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Allright, I'm compelled! 😁
I am not sure though whether it was on 'check motive', 'self restraint', 'resistance to charm', common sense' or ALL of the above.
On other news, we now enter the Patreon only NSFW exclusive story line.
for all the things he doesn't know or does wrong,
and the humans haven't noticed yet :)
He will be lucky if he escapes with his beaten and stabbed carcass still breathing.
Can't get her buttshot out of my head...
with apologies to the artists ;)
I'm wondering if Sera hasn't learned that trick yet.
Or maybe only female elves can do it?
Or is that just a nice opening line ?