I was going to try to make a joke about chainmail bikinis, but... you know what? 25 percent coverage is actually MORE generous than the industry standard for female adventurers, in my experience. And barbarians of either sex, for that matter.
So, instead, I would like to compliment Goff on his progressive, modern attitude towards barbarian-ing while moderately clothed, yet retaining as much of the look and feel of the old traditions as possible. Good show, man.
...But I'll still be waiting to see if the rest of his requirements are worthy of a cringe and a facepalm. ;)
So, instead, I would like to compliment Goff on his progressive, modern attitude towards barbarian-ing while moderately clothed, yet retaining as much of the look and feel of the old traditions as possible. Good show, man.
...But I'll still be waiting to see if the rest of his requirements are worthy of a cringe and a facepalm. ;)
I'll be sure not to disappoint with more facepalm-worthy jokes.